Secrets of Austrian national character and overall enigmas of male race

Guidelines for Russian women seeking decent man abroad
Уж замуж невтерпёж, или Тайны мадридского двора
Мои австрийские знакомые частенько обращаются ко мне за советом, когда русские потенциальные невесты из интернета выставляют им вместе с обещанием примчаться и любить до гроба цены на дорожные издержки.
Суммы эти, мягко выражаясь, завышены, и сам факт выглядит либо как свидетельство российского мифологического мышления о баснословном изобилии западной жизни, либо как проверка золотого бычка на платежеспособность. (more…)

I do not know whether you are teasing your readers with your comments about masculine stupidity, mean-spirited men who want to split bills in restaurants or you really mean it.
I take your point that men are obsessed by their penises – it’s part of the male psyche that would be rather difficult to eradicate, but I do think that there must be some men, in Vienna or elsewhere, who are warm-hearted, sensitive and possessing a reasonably rounded personality who try to communicate with women at a higher level than that of banging away for instant gratification. You say you’ve lost count of the pricks. I have not lost count(well maybe one or two!) of the pussies I have met – I remember (most of) them with pleasure and affection – chiefly because nearly every one was a friend with whom there was SOME kind of relationship before the coupling began. (more…)